December 21, 2010

Reason for the Season

Dear Snide Atheist,
In honor of Christmas, what do you think is "the reason for the season?"
Bert, OH

Dear Bert,
I see you've suffered brain damage, due to asphyxiation, from choking on a Christmas ornament...again!  Obviously, the "reason for the season" is to celebrate the glory of the coming of Christ, the savior of mankind and the Son of God.  Apparently, this is best accomplished by spending thousands of dollars on spoiled brats who already have too much crap, and by stuffing your fat mouth with junk food until you have explosive diarrhea.  Merry Christmas!
The Snide Atheist