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24 comments:

  1. Dear Snide Atheist,

    I hear atheists like to eat babies. What exactly do babies taste like?

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  2. Snide atheist,
    How much of your gross montly income do you donate to the religion of atheism?

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  3. dear Snide atheist-
    I pray that you will repent and ask for forgiveness before it is too late. Don't you want to be saved?

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  4. Dear Atheist

    I am a fellow atheist, but lately, I've found myself respecting the opinions of a theist. Do you think this a problem, and if so, what should I do?

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  5. I was thinking about having sex with this really hot Catholic chick. She says she's a virgin, and thus, doesn't have any STDs. Should I use a condom?

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  6. Who would win in a fight, Zeus or Thor?

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  7. How can you deny the truth of the bible with verses like this:
    Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.
    20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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  8. I heard that an angel get its wings every time I run down an atheist in my car. Is this true?

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  9. lilith in minnesotaOctober 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Snide Atheist,

    Do you attend religious ceremonies and rituals of your friends and family? If so, how do you manage to get through them?

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  10. Is it true that atheists believe it's okay to rip fetuses straight from the womb, then rape, murder and eat them? Because there is no God, is everything allowed?

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  11. With all the suffering in the world, how do you get by in life without believing in god?

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  12. Dear Snide Atheist -
    Why does all your advice blow?

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  13. Dear Snide Atheist,

    Is it difficult to be so awsome?

    No one has ever asked me that question so I should at least ask someone else.

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  14. dear snide atheist,
    did jesus masturbate?

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  15. Dear Snide Atheist,
    my cat is an atheist but my dog is a devout christian.How can I mend this animosity between them?

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  16. Where's your facebook page? Are you anti-social?

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  17. Dear Snide Atheist.
    god has you on his list,and he's marking it twice.
    You are doomed

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  18. I have a problem with Jehovah's witnesses. I can't act like I'm not home, because you can see right into my living room. Tell them you are atheist, you almost have to call the cops to have them removed. Do you have a sure fire method of getting them the fuck off of your porch so they NEVER come back? (Short of mace or tasering them.)
    Thanks!
    K in TN

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  19. When preparing babies or fetus for dinner, should I marinate them first or just use a dry rub? Also, can you recommend a good wine to go along with them.
    Thanks,
    Emeril

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  20. Dear Snide Atheist,
    If there is no God, who kills the kittens when I masturbate?

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  21. Dear Snide Atheist,
    I was wondering if you could give us your take on Sarah Palin. Why do people listen to this fucktard? Is it me or are Americans getting more stupid by the day???
    Pat B

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  22. In honor of christmas, what do you think is "the reason for the season?"
    Bert, OH

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  23. So Snide, what would you like to accomplish in 2011?

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  24. Dear Snide Atheist,

    If there is no God, as you claim, then how do you explain why the word “God” appears in the *very* first line of the Bible – and the *fourth* word no less!

    How in the world could God “create the heaven and the earth” if he doesn’t exist!?

    Ha! Looks like some smarty-pants “unbeliever” blogger will be going to church *and* confession this weekend!

    Trivia: the word “God” or “LORD” appears 12,243 times in the KJV!

    Cordially,

    MasterOfLogic

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