February 07, 2011

2011 Resolutions

Dear Snide Atheist,
So Snide, what would you like to accomplish in 2011?
Kelly M

Dear Kelly,
I'm happy to see the folks at the institute allow you access to the internet!  What do I hope to accomplish?  The same thing I accomplish every year - trying to fill in the soul-crushing emptiness and pointlessness of existence by passing out drunk every night after having unprotected sex with strangers.  I like to make resolutions I can stick to.
The Snide Atheist