October 15, 2010

Zeus vs. Thor

Dear Snide Atheist,
Who would win in a fight, Zeus or Thor?
Irashtar

Dear Irashtar,
I'm amazed that you haven't swallowed your own tongue and choked on it...yet!  Let's see, on one side we have a creepy, bearded rapist who married his sister.  On the other side we have a dimwitted, Scandinavian ginger who carries a hammer around like an idiot.  I really have no idea who would win in a fight between these two losers, but I can tell you that either one of them would beat the crap out of that wussbag hippy Jesus.  Then again, my 7 year old niece could wipe the floor with that pacifist wimp, so that's not saying much.

Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

6 comments:

  1. Zeus controls lightning - that would beat Thors hammer.

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  2. "jkolar said...
    Zeus controls lightning - that would beat Thors hammer."

    Newsflash - Thor supposedly controls lightning as well. Ignorant primitives attributed all sorts of things to their gods, including lightning and thunder, and the creation of the earth. Of course, thousands of years ago, they had an excuse for being such morons.

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  3. There's an error in your reply: I do not think Thor carries his hammer around like an idiot: I believe he would carry an idiot around differently. Perhaps your correspondents would like to volunteer to see how Thor would carry them.

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  4. "Larry, a.k.a. The Barefoot Bum said...
    There's an error in your reply: I do not think Thor carries his hammer around like an idiot: I believe he would carry an idiot around differently. Perhaps your correspondents would like to volunteer to see how Thor would carry them."

    Unfortunately, many of them are already being carried around on the sand by that hippy Jesus. Something about being pathetic whiners who don't want to burn their tootsies on the hot sand.

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  5. look i don't think 2 world of war craft nerds (zeus,thor)going at it with flowing beards in the wind is exactly something i would want to picture but I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris would kick both of their asses because not only does Chuck Norris have a awesome fluffy beard ,but under his beard there is only another fist.....

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