October 28, 2010

Being Awesome

Dear Snide Atheist,
Is it difficult to be so awsome? No one has ever asked me that question so I should at least ask someone else.

Dear Andy,
Do you find it difficult being such a huge kiss-ass!?  Being awesome comes as easy to me as being delusional comes to religious people - pretty damn easy.  Although, from time-to-time, if I am feeling a bit less awesome than usual, I ask my mom to tell me how awesome I am.  When she laughs in my face, I then get smashed and pay a hooker to tell me how awesome I am while she blows me in the pews of the church up the street.
The Snide Atheist

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