October 08, 2010

Tithing to Atheism

Dear Snide Atheist,
How much of your gross monthly income do you donate to the religion of atheism?
jobin

Dear jobin,
Your question makes me wish that Stalin was still alive! Atheism is not a religion - it is merely the absence of being a sucker. As a good, self-respecting atheist, I don't give money to anybody unless I absolutely have to. Why would I give it away, when it means more drugs, beer, and hookers for me? Everybody else needs to shell out for their own drugs, beer, and hookers.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

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