October 19, 2010

Treatment of Fetuses

Dear Snide Atheist,
Is it true that atheists believe it's okay to rip fetuses straight from the womb, then rape, murder and eat them? Because there is no God, is everything allowed?
BoLio

Dear BoLio,
This is exactly the type of idiotic question that makes atheists want to rip fetuses out of women in the first place! Of course, it's technically okay, but no self-respecting atheist would rape the fetus before murdering it. Duh.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

5 comments:

  1. If anti-choicers truly believe that life begins at conception, why don't they have their birth certificates back-dated to that point in time and celebrate their birthday anniversaries accordingly?

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  2. "Rick Levy said...
    If anti-choicers truly believe that life begins at conception, why don't they have their birth certificates back-dated to that point in time and celebrate their birthday anniversaries accordingly?"

    Good question. I suspect it comes down to something as simple as a lack of understanding of what 'backdating' is, on their part.

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  3. "downturn66 said...
    Baby! It's what's for dinner!"

    True, but don't forget that baby is delicious any time of the day, and can be cooked beforehand and set aside to be tossed into salads or cooked in omelets.

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  4. "The Snide Atheist said...
    True, but don't forget that baby is delicious any time of the day, and can be cooked beforehand and set aside to be tossed into salads or cooked in omelets. "

    Ok. then I'll change my statement: "Baby! It's food"

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