October 15, 2010

Angels Getting Their Wings

Dear Snide Atheist,
I heard that an angel get its wings every time I run down an atheist in my car. Is this true?

Dear MrS,
I didn't realize they allowed people with advanced dementia to operate automobiles! The answer to your query, in fact, is yes. That is, if by "angel," you mean a huge, burly inmate in a federal penitentiary, and by "its wings," you mean your cornhole. Of course, access to this information would no doubt encourage many, many Christian men to furiously start running down atheists, so try to keep it under wraps.
The Snide Atheist

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