October 04, 2010

Woodchucks and Proselytizers

Dear Snide Atheist,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Dear H.W.,
Your ignorance makes me want to run to the kitchen and castrate myself with a melon-baller!  The answer is simple: enough to drive away the annoying bible-nuts who interrupted his relaxing Saturday by banging on his door to preach at him about their ridiculous, delusional fairy tales. What kind of idiot tries to convert a woodchuck in the first place? It's utter nonsense.
The Snide Atheist

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