February 07, 2011

2011 Resolutions

Dear Snide Atheist,
So Snide, what would you like to accomplish in 2011?
Kelly M

Dear Kelly,
I'm happy to see the folks at the institute allow you access to the internet!  What do I hope to accomplish?  The same thing I accomplish every year - trying to fill in the soul-crushing emptiness and pointlessness of existence by passing out drunk every night after having unprotected sex with strangers.  I like to make resolutions I can stick to.
The Snide Atheist 

1 comment:

  1. Not only can I access the internetz from the institute where they are treating me for nymphomania, but I'm also off all my meds. I'm glad to see you plan to keep on working on that cirrhosis! I know how hard you have worked on it over the years. I'm also glad to hear you will continue to be a man whore. I am sooo hawt right now just thinking about it.... A man's got to have goals, especially ones he knows he can attain ;)