October 07, 2010

Taste of Baby

Dear Snide Atheist,
I hear atheists like to eat babies. What exactly do babies taste like?
Irene from Dublin

Dear Irene,
I think a leprechaun has stole your brain! This is a tough question to answer as it depends on the type of diet the baby was fed, the age of the baby, whether it was cage-free or not, and, of course, the skill and style of the chef. However baby is prepared though, it should always be served with a red wine, not white, as many people mistakenly believe.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

2 comments:

  1. what kind of dessert goes with baby though?

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  2. "jbilson said...
    what kind of dessert goes with baby though?"

    Baby generally comes with plenty of its own chocolate pudding.

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