Dear Snide Atheist,
So Snide, what would you like to accomplish in 2011?
Kelly M
Dear Kelly,
I'm happy to see the folks at the institute allow you access to the internet! What do I hope to accomplish? The same thing I accomplish every year - trying to fill in the soul-crushing emptiness and pointlessness of existence by passing out drunk every night after having unprotected sex with strangers. I like to make resolutions I can stick to.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist