Dear Snide Atheist,
If I paid you $10, would you sing "Jesus Loves the Little Children" at our next karaoke party?
Jackie
Dear Jackie,
I offer my sympathy in regards to your recent massive brain damage! I'm sorry that I will not be able to accept your offer. First, I am unfamiliar with the pedophilia-themed chants of the various god-cults. And, secondly, you must be lying, as there really can't be people lame enough to actually have karaoke parties.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
If I paid you $10, would you sing "Jesus Loves the Little Children" at our next karaoke party?
Jackie
Dear Jackie,
I offer my sympathy in regards to your recent massive brain damage! I'm sorry that I will not be able to accept your offer. First, I am unfamiliar with the pedophilia-themed chants of the various god-cults. And, secondly, you must be lying, as there really can't be people lame enough to actually have karaoke parties.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
lame? we have karaoke parties all the time and everyone has lots of fun...
ReplyDelete"8et5y said...
ReplyDeletelame? we have karaoke parties all the time and everyone has lots of fun... "
Indeed - being a lame-ass dork doesn't necessarily prevent you from having fun.