November 08, 2010

Cats and Dogs

Dear Snide Atheist,
My cat is an atheist but my dog is a devout christian. How can I mend this animosity between them?


Dear nogod,
You should really consider suing your parents for repeatedly dropping you on your head when you were an infant!  It will be difficult, but not impossible, to mend the animosity between your pets.  All you have to do is get your dog to stop being so delusional and to stop sniffing people's butts.  Admittedly, two behaviors which seem to be difficult for many of the devout to cease.  If that fails, I find leaving Christians tied-up in the back yard eventually helps correct bad behaviors.
The Snide Atheist

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