Jesus' Sexual Habits

Dear Snide Atheist,
Did Jesus masturbate?
nogod

Dear nogod,
I see you're more concerned with letting Jesus into your pants, than your heart!  Of course Jesus didn't masturbate.  Back then, there were so many farm animals around, that a frisky boy like Jesus would never have had to resort to using his own hand.  He didn't get that reputation as a shepherd who loves his flock for nothing.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist