November 02, 2010

Anti-Social?

Dear Snide Atheist,
Where's your facebook page? Are you anti-social?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
If there is a god, he punishes humanity because of people like you!  Anti-social?  I don't have a Facebook page because I am social.  You know - going out, hanging out with people, yelling at them face to face like a normal human being, buying sex acts from them - being social.  Sorry to shatter everyone's illusions, but sitting in front of a computer screen, updating your "status" every five minutes doesn't make you social - it makes you a loser.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

3 comments:

  1. That's why I don't go to skeptical or atheist meet ups. I'm already surrounded by peeps. I've got you Q'd for the next round of New Blogs on the Block. Awesomeness.

    Kriss

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  2. I don't really want to hang out with people. They always want to waste my time. Does that make me a loser?

    If you're not going to give me money or pussy or gifts why am I spending time with you?

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  3. "Anonymous said...
    If you're not going to give me money or pussy or gifts why am I spending time with you?"

    You're not. Trust me.

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