Anti-Social?

Dear Snide Atheist,
Where's your facebook page? Are you anti-social?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
If there is a god, he punishes humanity because of people like you!  Anti-social?  I don't have a Facebook page because I am social.  You know - going out, hanging out with people, yelling at them face to face like a normal human being, buying sex acts from them - being social.  Sorry to shatter everyone's illusions, but sitting in front of a computer screen, updating your "status" every five minutes doesn't make you social - it makes you a loser.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist