Dear Snide Atheist,
Where's your facebook page? Are you anti-social?
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
If there is a god, he punishes humanity because of people like you! Anti-social? I don't have a Facebook page because I am social. You know - going out, hanging out with people, yelling at them face to face like a normal human being, buying sex acts from them - being social. Sorry to shatter everyone's illusions, but sitting in front of a computer screen, updating your "status" every five minutes doesn't make you social - it makes you a loser.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
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Showing posts with label prostitution. Show all posts
November 02, 2010
October 28, 2010
Being Awesome
Dear Snide Atheist,
Is it difficult to be so awsome? No one has ever asked me that question so I should at least ask someone else.
Andy
Dear Andy,
Do you find it difficult being such a huge kiss-ass!? Being awesome comes as easy to me as being delusional comes to religious people - pretty damn easy. Although, from time-to-time, if I am feeling a bit less awesome than usual, I ask my mom to tell me how awesome I am. When she laughs in my face, I then get smashed and pay a hooker to tell me how awesome I am while she blows me in the pews of the church up the street.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
Is it difficult to be so awsome? No one has ever asked me that question so I should at least ask someone else.
Andy
Dear Andy,
Do you find it difficult being such a huge kiss-ass!? Being awesome comes as easy to me as being delusional comes to religious people - pretty damn easy. Although, from time-to-time, if I am feeling a bit less awesome than usual, I ask my mom to tell me how awesome I am. When she laughs in my face, I then get smashed and pay a hooker to tell me how awesome I am while she blows me in the pews of the church up the street.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
October 18, 2010
Inspiring Bible Passage
Dear Snide Atheist,
How can you deny the truth of the bible with verses like these:
Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
tweed
Dear tweed,
Finally, a good question! Now, please excuse me while I take my bible to the bathroom and lookup this verse to study it in more detail.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
How can you deny the truth of the bible with verses like these:
Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
tweed
Dear tweed,
Finally, a good question! Now, please excuse me while I take my bible to the bathroom and lookup this verse to study it in more detail.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
October 08, 2010
Tithing to Atheism
Dear Snide Atheist,
How much of your gross monthly income do you donate to the religion of atheism?
jobin
Dear jobin,
Your question makes me wish that Stalin was still alive! Atheism is not a religion - it is merely the absence of being a sucker. As a good, self-respecting atheist, I don't give money to anybody unless I absolutely have to. Why would I give it away, when it means more drugs, beer, and hookers for me? Everybody else needs to shell out for their own drugs, beer, and hookers.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
How much of your gross monthly income do you donate to the religion of atheism?
jobin
Dear jobin,
Your question makes me wish that Stalin was still alive! Atheism is not a religion - it is merely the absence of being a sucker. As a good, self-respecting atheist, I don't give money to anybody unless I absolutely have to. Why would I give it away, when it means more drugs, beer, and hookers for me? Everybody else needs to shell out for their own drugs, beer, and hookers.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist
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