Anti-Social?

Dear Snide Atheist,
Where's your facebook page? Are you anti-social?
Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
If there is a god, he punishes humanity because of people like you!  Anti-social?  I don't have a Facebook page because I am social.  You know - going out, hanging out with people, yelling at them face to face like a normal human being, buying sex acts from them - being social.  Sorry to shatter everyone's illusions, but sitting in front of a computer screen, updating your "status" every five minutes doesn't make you social - it makes you a loser.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

Tootsie Pops and Klondike Bars

Dear Snide Atheist,
I have two questions for you:
1.How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2.What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Duncan in NJ

Dear Duncan,
Too much junk food makes you a fat pimply loser, but I'm sure you're intimately familiar with that fact! The answer to both questions is the same: God is nothing but a comforting delusion for the weak-minded! Go eat a carrot or something.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist