Hating God

Dear Snide Atheist,
Why do you hate god so much?
Annie in Georgia

Dear Annie,
Why do you annoy me with nausea-inducing queries?! I don't hate god - I can't hate that which does not exist. That being said, if he did exist, I would hate him because he's a huge jerk and asshole who killed my childhood puppy and allowed the Holocaust to happen too. Why god, why?
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist