Intelligent Design and Bananas

Dear Snide Atheist,
How do you explain away the fact that bananas are clear proof of intelligent design?
RayComfortFan

Dear RCF,
I’m surprised you haven’t suffocated in your sleep…yet!  When people say “intelligent design,” they really mean, “look at me! I’m a frickin’ moron, and I want everyone to know it!”  The only thing bananas prove is that people don’t mind looking like idiots when they eat fruit.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist