September 30, 2010

Warm Feeling in Chest from Reading the Bible

Dear Snide Atheist,
I know that the Bible is true because when I read it I get a warm, fuzzy feeling in my chest and head.  No God, huh? Disproven!
Bill

Dear Bill,
I would weep for you if I had the ability to feel any emotions! It's not god that you're experiencing, it's merely the onset of a stroke. To be fair, many people get the same results when reading the confused musings of a bunch of ancient goat-herders who wandered around under the hot sun too much. I suggest you switch to Judy Blume. Superfudge is hilarious.
Sincerely,
The Snide Atheist

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